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I met ms. mylene cortez when we started college..when i graduated in higschool, me together with ms. ronalyn frac (patay na bata pa b4) (schoolmate) rented in a bording haws where my sister is and met the rest of the kalukaditang gals ther it all started in the most famous bhaws

>>ANG BAHAY NG MGA MONGHA<<
ni nanay Viring///////hahaha

she was with her highskul friends also when they first came to rent in the same dorm that we were..–me,ate opel,ate cherry, my sis tam,ivy,rona,ate lenny,ate loidz,joy and bunso-ate terrry–was bitching over them–hahaha not really..okei fine..we admit we’re making fun of them saying they came from mount tralalala…..bcoz they came from tarlac and medyo maitim pa sila that time..hahaha joke lng besfrend >halfmeant

isang araw…sa sobrang kasiyahan, sa sobrang bonding at kulitan, as in maingay tlga.. nagalit ang matanda at nagwika  "tsuva..cheme..cheme..eklabu..lumayas kayo!!"

hahaha highblood si lola mo, nasagad ang patience..heleeer panu ba naman..ang gusto nya tahimik lng kame eh masiyahin kmeng tao, bawal tumawa,bawal magkulitan haleer!! isa itong sumpa sa amin…(NOT KNOWING NI MOTHER VIRIRNG NA EVERY NIGHT PARA BUMILI NG ULAM SA LABAS EH NAGHAHANAP NA KME NG LILIPATAN PARA ESCAPE NA KME!!) so nag emapacakge na ang mga bakla..at aba!! sumama nga sina mylene ayaw na raw din nila sa bahay ni nanay viring.. LAYAS MGA KAPATID!! EMPAKE TO THE MAX ANG DRAMA NAMIN>>

hahahha naaalala ko pa yung mga hitsura namin that time para kmeng mga squatters na pinalayas sa tinitirahan.. bitbit ang mga tabo, pinngan, unan, kumot,electric fan, radyo, mga haner at sipit ng damit..hahaha at duon na nagsimula ang masasayang araw namin..
sa bahay ni kuya……..>>

altough hindi naman lahat masaya..kse syempre may mga witches at bitches din..

GUYS REMEMBER YUNG MGA NAKAWAN
(pero hindi kme ha ung mga taga labas)
nawalang mga cellphone, kaldero,nivea,rubbershoes,asus!! lahat na!!

pero all in all sulit para kmeng mga nakakawala sa koral..teka teka kay mhai pala toh..aalis na kse tomorow papunta macau..pero para sa lahat ng toss-up na toh

miss nyo na ba ang sunog sa sta.mesa??eh ung nakawan??ahh ung ingay ng riles ng tren??ung pinya sa labas?ung mga carinderia?

isama nrin natin si nanette cabunducan ang ganda ni kristine hermosa..>>buyuy! nga lang bleh =p

miss ko na kayong lahat..mahal ko kayo..wuhuhuhuhu

.I WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE TIMES SPENT WITH YOU GUYS..THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THE true meaning of friendship and more than that SISTERHOOD..

IN MEMORY OF TOSS-UP
( order by age)

>ofelia- a.ka.INA NG REDCROSS ORIGIN: may pic sya kse parang walang dugo..donasyon please!! bukod sa sya ang ina

>cherry- a.ka.PLAQUE NI CHE/E.COLI ORIGIN:e.coli sa kanyang dating lalake/ ayaw nya ng madumi OC sya..hehehe

>loida- a.ka.INSPECTOR ORIGIN:naku naman!! palagueng naka dungaw sa bintana..taga check kung sunong gising na!!

>tamina- a.ka.BLACK BUTTERFLY
ORIGIN:kung nakilala si red butterfly..aba kulay palang alam na!! black na black

>lenita- a.ka.YAYA_CPA ORIGIN:ang tagapaglinis..ahmm kse ata dahil madalas syang makita na may tambo at dustpan..hehehe ui CPA yan!!

>nanette- a.ka.MARY WALTER ORIGIN:ang sikat na pinaka batang artista sa pinilakang tabing..hahaha

>joy- a.ka.BATANG REDHORSE ORIGIN:sige pag depress ka! mag inom ka!! sulatan mu katawan mu..as in ballpen ha>

>terry- a.ka.KYLA ORIGIN:tinatanong pba yan?? look alike..kasam ng mga eyebag syempre aral ng aral..

>rona- a.ka.OTIS DE PIANO "the gifted child"
ORIGIN:eh diba nga! para tong otistic dati,hindi nagsasalita

>ivy- a.ka.OTIS DE VIOLIN
ORIGIN:isa pang otistic pero nung tumagal lumabas nrin ang tunay na kulay..hehehe

>erika- a.ka. POLIO VICTIM ORIGIN:eh anong nagagawa ko sa stretchable tlga mg alegs ko noh..hehehe

INTERESTING CONVERSATION

 

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and…

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.  Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t.  How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From…God…

Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son… Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith! . And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light… But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would b! e able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Deat! h is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?… No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving and alive.